REVIEWS – GAMES
September 2007
This month harks the return of our star games reviewer, 8 year old Noah Mallassi, the true king of the joypad…
For my birthday I got a Nintendo Wii! My Dad tricked my by saying that they were impossible to get anywhere in the world, but then when I woke up on my birthday he had one for me! I almost exploded! But, I had to play the games all day first before I could explode…
Wii Sport
(Nintendo Wii)
This has got lots of games in it that you can play with other people like Tennis, Bowling, Baseball and Boxing. You wave the controller around to play them like a magic wand. I played with my Dad, Nish and my Uncle Amr, which was cool, but they kept on grabbing the controller off me so they could have a go. It’s weird, usually they are asleep in bed when I play games but this time they would not leave me alone. I whipped their butts on all the games so then they sent me to bed. The next morning when I woke up I noticed that Dad, Nish and Amr had been playing with it while I was asleep. Meanies!
The Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess
(Nintendo Wii)
I don’t even know who Zelda is but my Dad says it’s a really cool game from the olden days when he was young. I can be a really cool warrior boy in this one. I can run around and solve puzzles and I can can ride around on my horse helping people out by giving them gifts… like fish, They swap the fish for swords and bow and arrows and stuff which are much better than fish for shooting the bad guys. It’s supposed to be for 12 year old kids to play, I’m only eight but I’m not scared. Me and my horse can win any battle. It’s pretty tricky sometimes, that’s why I cheat by getting tips from the internet. You should try it when your games get too hard and boring.
Super Monkey Ball Banana Blitz
(Nintendo Wii)
This is the weird game with the monkeys in glass balls in it again. You know, the one where a monkey rolls round the screen to solve puzzles. I still don’t know how the monkeys can breathe in the balls. Maybe they’re super monkeys or something. I want to be one of those monkeys because they can go really fast and never run out breath. And they wear cool clothes like dungarees and pink bow ties and stuff. They also eat bananas and I don’t like bananas as much as they do.
Sonic & The Secret Rings
(Nintendo Wii)
Sonic is still my hero. I want to get all of his games and join his fan club. Maybe I can meet him one day even though my Dad says he’s not really real. He still looks angry and he still has super cool pointy, blue hair, but now he’s in 3D so he looks even cooler because you can see all around his head. I can make him run faster than ever with my controller and when I flick my wrist he jumps up smacks the bad guys in the face till they cry like wallies. Then I can take all the rings and run and run and jump like a superhero. This is the best Sonic game ever. I still don’t now where Sonic keeps all those rings he collects. He hasn’t got any pockets because he doesn’t wear any clothes. Probably so he can run faster.
Beatmag Games guru Noah Mallassi
Games for review should be sent to Khalid at P.O. Box 3365, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 1WQ
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