April 2007

Beatmag Games guru Khalid Mallassi lets his 7 1/2 – year old son Noah take the hot seat.

Ultimate Marvel Alliance
(Xbox 360 / Nintendo DS/ PSP / Playstation)

My Dad loves comics even though he’s much older than me, he has millions of them and I think he reads them under the covers when he’s supposed to be asleep too. He loves superheroes so I love them too. They are all like BISH and BAM and SLAM! I like being Spider-man because he rocks and he can fire spider’s webs into the bad guys’ teeth so they can’t eat any more and have to give up. I also like Iron Man because he’s, like a man in a tin can who can fly and shoot things a lot. And there’s a big Dragon you have to fight called Fin Fang Foom which is a stupid name for a dragon.

Loco Roco
(PSP)

Ahhh. This is the cutest game ever! You’re, like, this little blob that rolls down hills like a little pebble of poo and you have to dodge things and bounce and bounce and bounce some more. Then when your little bit of poo hits other bit they all roll into each other until you are one giant rolling poo and you can crush all the baddies. It’s so cool. The music is so cool too… I have to turn it up really loud so it pops my ears.

Sonic Rivals
(PSP)

Sonic is still the coolest! He still runs really fast and round and round and he still has really cool blue hair like a rock star, but all over his body. He has this really cool face that looks like he’s always angry even when he’s not. I like Shadow The Hedgehog too. He’s in this game, but my Dad thinks he’s a bad guy so I’m not allowed to play as him. You have to race people in this game. I’m the fastest. It’s just like school except no one falls over and grazes their knees and cries like a baby. And no boring maths lessons either.

Viva Piñata
(Xbox 360)

I like doing gardening. I don’t like washing up. That’s OK, because there’s no washing up in this game. You have to make a garden by planting seeds and making flowers grow. When your garden looks good lots of cute animals come to visit, then they do a mating dance to funky music and make little baby animals. My Dad thinks it makes no sense at all, but I love making animals dance and making little baby animals. I like playing it while everyone is asleep or doing the washing up.

Superman Returns
(Nintendo DS / Xbox 360 / PS 2 / PSP / Xbox)

This game rocks! I watched Superman The Movie and Superman II for the first time last week. They were so cool! But, I still don’t understand how Superman made Lois Lane forget he was Clark Kent just by giving her a snog. And, how did he make the world go backwards so time went backwards so she didn’t die? And, why was that man in the restaurant mean to Superman? Couldn’t he see that he’d lost his powers? Why did he beat him up? So mean. Anyway, it this game you can fly really high then come down really fast and smack baddies with a super slap to the bum.

Games for review should be sent to Khalid at P.O. Box 3365, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 1WQ

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