Reviews – Games
June 2006
With the World Cup upon us, Khalid Mallassi goes football crazy
Football Manager 2006 (PS 2 / Xbox/ Xbox 360/ PC)
This is the most fucking boring game EVER! I’ve seen some sad fucking games in my time but this takes the motherfucking half-time biscuit. In this sad-sack excuse for a game you play a – get this – football manager while you guide your chosen team through the trials and tribulations of modern football. Well, there’s a reason why football mangers are, like, three thousand year-old bald men in smelly sheepskins. Their life is OVER! (more…)
